uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
meeting between einstein and chaplin
卓别林和爱因斯坦间的搞笑英语对话
爱因斯坦：what i admire most about your art is that's universal. you don't say any word and the whole world understands you!
对于你的艺术，我最惊奇的就是它如此的国际化，你一个字也不说，但是全世界的人都懂得起。
卓别林：true. but your glory is greater! the world admires you while no one understands you!
这个我承认，但是你的荣誉更大，你的东西全世界发的人都懂不起，但他们还是如此敬佩你。
he won 他赢了
tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, \"What happened?\"
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
\"A kid bit me,\" replied Ivan.
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
\"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?\" asked his mother.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
\"I'd know him any where,\" said Ivan. \"I have his ear in my pocket.\"
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
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